Thanks for the Sore Throat

My friend Ryan Ladell always sends out a message after his shows thanking everyone who attended. I attended one of those shows and I'd also like to thank some people. I'd like to thank the bar I was at, the Liquor Box, for having terrible air circulation. I'd also like to thank all the smokers that surrounded me with their death smoke. This show was on Saturday. Today is Monday. My throat continues to be sore. So, thanks everyone. Thanks for helping me march toward death a little quicker.